You asked for it, or, possibly as if within a piece of dialogue (some type of drama, perhaps): You: Asked for it
Ok, you asked for it, Alex Garnett.
A blog post just about those of you reading this thing, as you say. This is what you have asked for.
So here, instead of posting my comments in response to your comments in the comments section of my last post (which is the proper place for comments [especially when they are commenting on past comments]) I will post them as an entirely new post. Will this satiate your narcissistic desire for recognition?
I sure hope so.
So now, without further ado, the comments (note, this may, nay won't, make much if any sense unless you first read the comments section of the previous post, entitled "A Fine Mess" [which is not to say it will necessarily make any sense if you do...]):
I read, I read!
I read, and I like.
And while it is without question nice to be loved by an obviously fictitious person named Alex Garnett (there is Kevin Garnett, there is his wife Brandi Garnett, but I believe they have no children. So there is no Alex Garnett. C'mon, get serious here. There are two Garnetts and neither are named Alex, so Alex Garnett must be a nom de guerre. It doesn’t take a world-class detective like Perry Mason to figure that one out…), praise from Perry Mason himself is the true definition of heartwarming.
I am glad that you have found my blog, Perry.
But I must wonder: perhaps your lovely secretary Della Street actually found it for you? Are you trying to out-guile me here by making me believe you found the bloody thing yourself? Trying to pull a fast one? I'm no chicken born the day before today. Did you actually do any legwork here?
Either way, I appreciate the best the fact that you say I am the best. That is the best.
And yes, I know: voids. Can’t be loved. To truly love one must be loved back, I know. I do not mean to be a void. I will do what I can to avoid it. HAHAHA! Get it!?! Because the word 'void' is in the word 'avoid'. HA! And the word 'avoid' is similar to the word 'void' plus the article 'a', as in 'a void'. HAHAHA! So when I wrote in the one sentence 'a void', and then in the next sentence 'avoid', that was a funny. HAHAHAHA!
But in serious now for a second too again: I do not mean to trivialize your comments either, Alex Garnett. In spite of your obviously fake moniker/personality, I appreciate your insightful contributions regarding the major motion picture "A Fine Mess". I also appreciate your word of thanks - to make you think is always on my list of goals, though at times it is probably buried below many others. In this case it is below my goal to confuse you with writing that Microsoft Word tells me is at the level of a 5.7th grader. (Mind the decimal point – I am not attempting to brag and say I write like a 57th grader. That’s 5.7.)
And speaking again of motion pictures, have you seen the film "Touching the Void"?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Get it?
VOID?!?
har de har har.
ow.
A blog post just about those of you reading this thing, as you say. This is what you have asked for.
So here, instead of posting my comments in response to your comments in the comments section of my last post (which is the proper place for comments [especially when they are commenting on past comments]) I will post them as an entirely new post. Will this satiate your narcissistic desire for recognition?
I sure hope so.
So now, without further ado, the comments (note, this may, nay won't, make much if any sense unless you first read the comments section of the previous post, entitled "A Fine Mess" [which is not to say it will necessarily make any sense if you do...]):
I read, I read!
I read, and I like.
And while it is without question nice to be loved by an obviously fictitious person named Alex Garnett (there is Kevin Garnett, there is his wife Brandi Garnett, but I believe they have no children. So there is no Alex Garnett. C'mon, get serious here. There are two Garnetts and neither are named Alex, so Alex Garnett must be a nom de guerre. It doesn’t take a world-class detective like Perry Mason to figure that one out…), praise from Perry Mason himself is the true definition of heartwarming.
I am glad that you have found my blog, Perry.
But I must wonder: perhaps your lovely secretary Della Street actually found it for you? Are you trying to out-guile me here by making me believe you found the bloody thing yourself? Trying to pull a fast one? I'm no chicken born the day before today. Did you actually do any legwork here?
Either way, I appreciate the best the fact that you say I am the best. That is the best.
And yes, I know: voids. Can’t be loved. To truly love one must be loved back, I know. I do not mean to be a void. I will do what I can to avoid it. HAHAHA! Get it!?! Because the word 'void' is in the word 'avoid'. HA! And the word 'avoid' is similar to the word 'void' plus the article 'a', as in 'a void'. HAHAHA! So when I wrote in the one sentence 'a void', and then in the next sentence 'avoid', that was a funny. HAHAHAHA!
But in serious now for a second too again: I do not mean to trivialize your comments either, Alex Garnett. In spite of your obviously fake moniker/personality, I appreciate your insightful contributions regarding the major motion picture "A Fine Mess". I also appreciate your word of thanks - to make you think is always on my list of goals, though at times it is probably buried below many others. In this case it is below my goal to confuse you with writing that Microsoft Word tells me is at the level of a 5.7th grader. (Mind the decimal point – I am not attempting to brag and say I write like a 57th grader. That’s 5.7.)
And speaking again of motion pictures, have you seen the film "Touching the Void"?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Get it?
VOID?!?
har de har har.
ow.
posted by Josh Peterson at 1:53 AM
2 Comments:
Thank you. That's all I needed.
you are such a liar. like you are actually at all related to rod carew. i mean man, i thought you were lying before but this really takes the proverbial cake. rod carew? THE rod carew?
get serious.
in other news, you are welcome.
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